Jeremy Clarkson, the outspoken host of the popular TV series Clarkson’s Farm, recently shared an amusing yet heated encounter with JD Vance’s security team during the US vice president’s visit to the picturesque Cotswolds. In his latest Sunday Times column, Clarkson detailed the friction caused by the high-profile visit to the peaceful countryside, shedding light on how it impacted both his farm and his daily activities.
A “No Fly Zone” that Annoyed Clarkson
With Vance renting a Grade II-listed manor in Dean, Oxfordshire, the area was put under a strict one-kilometer-wide no-fly zone. This restriction didn’t sit well with Clarkson, who relies on drones for filming Clarkson’s Farm, his Prime Video series showcasing the trials and tribulations of modern farming. The former Top Gear presenter recounted being approached by a security guard about the drone usage, which quickly escalated into a blunt exchange.
"Is that your drone?" the security person inquired. Clarkson’s response? "F*** off." Appearing caught off guard, the guard replied, "OK." This candid interaction was just one illustration of the tensions caused by the visit.
Kaleb Cooper’s Stormy Encounter
Clarkson wasn’t the only one inconvenienced. Kaleb Cooper, a key personality on Clarkson’s Farm and one of the farmhands, also clashed with the convoy. During a rainstorm, Cooper was forced to stop on his tractor with a vital load of wheat, only to be told to pull over by security. Not one to back down, Kaleb reportedly told the motorcade to "eff off" and continued with his work, undaunted by the commotion.
A Harvest Crisis Looming Over
Amidst the chaos, Clarkson also painted a grim picture of the challenges farmers face. Earlier this month, he revealed on social media how his Oxfordshire farm, dubbed Diddly Squat, has been struggling due to a catastrophic harvest. “It looks like this year’s harvest will be catastrophic,” Clarkson shared on X/Twitter. “That should be a worry for anyone who eats food.”
The success of Clarkson’s Farm on Prime Video, however, has provided some financial reprieve, keeping the farm afloat despite environmental and economic struggles threatening the agricultural industry.
The Bigger Picture
Vance’s visit brought more than just logistical headaches. Local residents staged a "not welcome" protest complete with banners, memes, and even a cake mocking the visit. The surrounding community, much like Clarkson and his team, expressed frustration over how the extensive security measures disrupted their daily routines.
Between the humorous anecdotes and serious discussions about farming hardships, Clarkson’s reflections on this chaotic yet amusing event highlight the clash between rural lives and high-profile international movements. As the countryside continues to grapple with external intrusions, Clarkson’s unique ability to shine a light on rural concerns keeps his audience entertained and informed.
